"As a doctor, let me tell you what self-love does:
It improves your hearing, your eyesight, lowers your blood pressure, increases pulmonary function, cardiac output, and helps wiring the musculature. So, if we had a rampant epidemic of self-love then our healthcare costs would go down dramatically. So, this isn’t just some little frou-frou new age notion, oh love yourself honey. This is hardcore science."
They shouldn’t have put me in change of making punch this year.
The best punch-spiking ever.
Man, all the effort put into that joke and only my boyfriend reblogged it.
"Stirrup Pants are the shit."
Top 15 Christmas songs that need to die
A friendly reminder to Fox News
15 - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
14 - Christmas Wrapping
13 - The Little Boy that Santa Clause Forgot
12 - Daddy, Don’t get Drunk Again this Christmas
11 - I want a Hippopatamus for Christmas
10 - Do They Know it’s Christmas?
9 - Please Come Home for Christmas
8 - Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
7 - Where are You Christmas
6 - Last Christmas
5 - Santa Baby
4 - Run Run Rudolf
3 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
2 - Baby, It’s Cold Outside
1 - The Christmas Shoes
5 Worst Winter Weather Cities
Free speech means you can say what you want (with exceptions like inciting a riot or calling others to violence) without legal repercussions. It does not mean that you are free from criticism for saying those things. Remember: we all have freedom of speech. If a guy from Duck Dynasty says homosexuality is sinful, that’s perfectly legal. But that doesn’t mean that everyone else has to either agree with him or just shut up. We are allowed to criticize, stop watching the show, or protest in other non-violent ways.
What cities have the worst winter weather? Check out what the 2011 Farmers’ Almanac chose for its top 5.
WE’RE NUMBER 1! WE’RE NUMBER 1! WE’RE NUMBER 1!